Will power

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato
garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my potato garden this year.

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved
planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If
you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the
plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

"For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried
the GUNS!" At 4a.m.

The next morning,

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the
entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and a sked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the
best I could do for you from here ."


- Moral Of the Story
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,
IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO
IT.

Things u miss/wish in life

Things u miss/wish in life *Things you miss/wish in life **
1. **5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, You wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life! **
2.** You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'find tool (ctrl + F)' in life! **
3.** You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there was 'rebuild all' in life! **
4.** The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen' in life! **
5.** After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish there was an 'evaluation period' or at least a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'! **
6**. One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life! And the best one is ........... **
7.** The best part of the keyboard is U & I are together which is not always there in life...... *

Why Newton Committed Suicide

Here is the reason.Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side

Son in laws

An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law.

One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.

The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.

The next day he found a brand new Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"

Another day she was walking along a lakeshore with the second son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.

The second son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.

The next day he found a brand new Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"

The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she repeated the same. But that guy didn't respond to her cries for help and didnt move a single step to save her.

The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.
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. . . The next day he found a Rolls-Royce in his doorsteps with the following wordings ... . . . . "Thank you very much! Your Father-in-law!!!"