Why vegetables don't taste good these days?
Last week I overheard this conversation between my dad and our regular vegetable vendor. Dad- Ajkal pehle ki tarah sabji me taste nahi mil paa raha hai (vegetables don't taste good these days) Vendor- Kaise milega sir, sab Modiji ki wajah se hua hai (how will you get sir, its due to PM Modi's fault) Dad- Woh kaise(how)? Vendor- Modiji ne sab bandh karwa dia hai (Modiji has stopped everything)! Dad- Arrey kya yeh to batao (what has he stopped)? Vendor - khet me jana bandh hogaya, sabziya aise hi ugg raha hai ajkal (He has banned people from going into fields for open defecation, vegetables are growing without natural fertilizers) Dad- fainted!